MS Office - Need to make pieces fit together, no matter how unwieldy.
MS Word - Inability to control the number of features in your life.
MS Excel - Desire to pigeon-hole everything in your life into neat little compartments
MS Access - You have a hard time remembering women's telephone numbers.
MS Power Point - Powerful desire to over-simplify things.
Quicken - The need to control all parts of your own personal marketplace of ideas.
Steve Jobs - Feeling as if you're falling from a place of stature.
Apple - See above.
Young Bill (circa 1978) - You long for the simplicity of the command
line. You are secretly a Unix hacker.
Bill Gates Saving Your Life - Your total worth/salvation lies in the
technical age.
Bill Gates' House - High-tech "House of Usher"; alternately, closet royalist tendencies.
Bill Gates Fires You - Difficulty assimilating into high tech culture.
Paul Allen - Deep-seated resentment that you don't get credit for your contributions; alternately, the soul in the machine.
Inability To Use Windows (tm) - Deeply repressed fear that computers will control the world.
Seattle Supersonics - Why can't they win in the play-offs?
Gates Day Parade - You think that Bill is taking over the world and the world will be better for it
Bill as your bus driver - You are thinking about who moves the world, not how you could be happier
Microsoft PLUS!: an underlying need for comfort; the need to surround
one's self with simple pleasantries, perhaps
as a disguise to hide a darker self within, or as a self-delusion to avoid
complete emotional breakdown.
Bill Gates Proposing to you - You see yourself as a slave in the modern age yet you think you can be in control.
Turning him down - You want to dictate to world it should be like. Just like he does now.
Microsoft Frontpage - A sneaking fear that microsoft wants to have its
finger prints all over the web.
Once it has control, it will turn it against us all.
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Windows98 - People keep on telling you the world is a whole new place and you cannot figure out how.
Bill Gates Gives you $1000 in pocket change - You want Bill Gates to give you enough money to solve your problems.
I-Mac - You want to believe you your place of stature has returned in the world, but you know it has not.
Your mother asking Bill Gates to fix her modem - You have a crush on the richest man in the world.
AOL buying Netscape - It looks like I will have to find a new brouser to use.
Bill Gates being an intimate friend of Boy George - Your really wish Bill still liked the way he did in the 80's
MS Outlook - You do not like e-mail, but you are addicted to it.
Bill Gates being a Hare Krishna - Your pre-computer life is in a Karmic conflect with your life today.
Being the synthetic body that Bill's brain will use later - You think that your life would be better if you were a geek.
Send us your dreams!!!
Look at the Dream Catalog.
Return to top level (conscious).
And you cannot for get the World Wide Bill.