Episode 1: The
Tick vs. The Idea Men
(first episode) The Tick arrives in The City, a town full of somewhat
off-center superheroes. He hooks up with a sidekick named Arthur, an ex-accountant
who wears a moth suit and is looking for some adventure in his life. Their
first superhero assignment: Stop the Evil Idea Men who are robbing The
City's banks.
Episode 2: The
Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale
When "Thw World's Greatest Criminal Mastermind" stages a supervillain
event, The Tick, Arthur, and American Maid decide to crash the party. But
an old enemy recognizes American Maid and the super trio is roped up. Must
they watch helplessly as Chairface Chippendale begins an act so villainous
that the whole world for generations to come will know his name?
Episode 3: The
Tick vs. Dinosaur Neil
When paleontologist "Dinosaur Neil" accidentally swallows dinosaur
tissue, he begins to grow uncontrollably. The Tick and Arthur must reverse
Neil's mishap before he does irreparable damage to himself and The City.
Episode 4: The
Tick vs. Mr. Mental
When The Tick is chosen as a volunteer in Mr. Mental's nightclub act, it
turns out that the performer's powers are real! The psychic hypnotizes
The Tick, taking control of our hero's less-than-powerful mind, and instructs
him to hand over the device known as the Thinking Cap. When The Tick is
more than willing to carry out Mr. Mental's wishes, only Arthur can help.
Episode 5: The
Tick vs. The Breadmaster
When the Bread King and his buttery sidekick, Pat, are expelled from Baking
College, they get even by planting exploding loaves of bread all around
The City. As the dangerous loaves rise, soon to explode, The Tick and Arthur
discover an even scarier problem: the insane bakers are making a huge souffle
to swallow the whole city!
Episode 6: The
Tick vs. El Seed
Although The Tick, Arthur, and American Maid hoped to relax at The
City's Annual Flower Show, they must capture the criminal mastermind El
Seed who intends to steal the show's star attraction: an orchid that blooms
only once every 400 years. El Seed knows that with this special flower
he could entwine and control The City.
Episode 7: The
Tick vs. The Tick
On their night off, The Tick, Arthur, Sewer Urchin, and Die Fledermaus
gather at the Comet Club, the local superhero hangout. There, The Tick
runs into a man named Barry, a wannabe superhero who also calls himself
The Tick. While The Tick and Barry square off over who should be rightfully
called "The Tick," the club falls under attack by The Evil Midnight
Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, a demented supervillain hoping to gain a
name for himself by blowing up the Comet Club. Arthur, who had been relegated
to the Sidekick Lounge, discovers the evil plot and warns The Tick.
Episode 8: The
Tick vs. the Uncommon Cold
Besieged by a nasty cold, the last thing The Tick needs to deal with
is his new neighbor: Thrakkorozog, an oozing blob from another dimension
with dreams of world domination. A master of cloning, Thrakkorozog procures
one of The Tick's many used tissues to create a mucus-like Tick clone.
Arthur helps the virus-weakened Tick with his latest foe.
Episode 9: The
Tick vs. The Brainchild
A casual trip to a sprawling appliance store leads The Tick and Arthur
into the clutches of Charles, a nine-year-old "brainchild" with
aspirations of becoming a criminal mastermind. Charles has a transparent
dome for a head, a trained flying cyborg dog named Skippy, and a giant
multi-mega-devastator cannon in his treehouse which he plans to use to
smash the Moon into the Earth. The Tick manages to get the Moon back in
its orbit while teaching Charles a thing or two about family values.
Episode 10: The
Tick vs. Pineapple Pokopo
Surf's up as The Tick, Arthur, and American Maid head off to Pokoponesia
on a government mission to rescue Yank, a monkey astronaut who through
a NASA mishap becomes a certifiable genius. Yank is being held by the villainous
despot Pineapple Pokopo. Disguised as tourists, our superheroes "hang
ten for justice" as they brave Pokopo's deadly sharks.
Episode 11: The
Tick vs. the Mole-Men
When The Tick and Arthur discover the Mole-Men (Bob, Todd, Larry, and
the Mole King) in their laundry room, they feel it is their civic duty
as superheroes to show the sights to these vacationing creatures from below
The City. Unbeknownst to any of our protagonists, a fiendish Lava Man from
the sewers arrives to terminate the Mole King (who remains clueless to
the pursuit because he has fallen madly in love with supermodel Mindy Moleford).
Eventually, all the forces of good combine to do battle with the menacing
Lava Man.
Episode 12: The
Tick vs. the Proto Clown
The Tick and Arthur return from vacation to find a hulking, genetically
engineered Clown laying waste to The City. The Tick engages the freakish
harlequin in battle, only to be hit by a bus and knocked into orbit around
the Earth. While in orbit, the punch-drunk Tick experiences an inner journey
deep into his Dali-esque psyche with the various personalities hidden in
his mind acting as his guides. Meanwhile, Arthur, the Civic-Minded Five
and the other heroes of The City battle the Clown, but they are badly in
need of The Tick's help.
Episode
13: The Tick vs. Arthur's
Bank Account
The Tick, swept up in a fever of superhero improvements, devastates Arthur's
bank account and credit rating by purchasing an array of crime-fighting
gadgets, Finally, Arthur is forced to kick The Tick out of the apartment.
While The Tick sulks on the roof, The City falls prey to a band of villains
led by the legendary Terror. The Tick is then called out of an early retirement
to help the distressed City.
Episode
14: The
Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love
Blowhole, an eighty-foot tall, bipedal whale, bursts from the Atlantic
Ocean and begins a cross-country jog. Meanwhile, The Tick and Arthur encounter
Carmelita Vatos, daughter of the eccentric inventor J.J. "Eureka"
Vatos, missing inventor of Arthur's moth suit. Arthur and Carmelita fall
in love, but theyir idyll is interrupted by the pursuit of Swiss industrial
spies, who wield four-foot-long Swiss Army knives loaded with offensive
options.
Episode 15: Alone
Together
While attempting to erase Chairface Chippendale's "CHA" from
the surface of the Moon, The Tick blasts himself into outer space, where
he encounters Omnipotus, a plent-sized "devourer of worlds."
The Tick is convinced by the lonely Omnipotus to sign on as his personal
custodian, patrolling the giant's body for hygiene and grooming problems.
Omnipotus has a sinister ulterior motive: to use The Tick to guide him
to a new planet to feast upon ... the Earth!
Episode 16: Armless
But Not Harmless
The Tick and Arthur run afoul of Venus, a portly but alluring love goddess/villain,
and her sycophantic sidekick, Milo. The villains successfully remove The
Tick and Arthur's arms and attach them to a pair of crude lookalike robots.
Venus begins a crime spree with the help of the heroes' arms, while The
Tick and Arthur evade a police manhunt and try to reclaims their errant
extremities and save the day.
Episode 17: The
Tick vs. Multiple Santa
or The Tick Loves Santa
A small-time bank robber in a stolen Santa Claus costume
is chased into an electric billboard, gaining miraculous powers. He becomes
Multiple Santa, a villain able to create electric clones of himself. The
Tick, Arhtur, and their superhero friends are called upon to rid The City
of this Christmas menace.
Episode 18: Leonardo
da Vinci and His Fightin' Genius Time-Commandos
The Mother of Invention, a bitter little man who flunked out of air
conditioner repair school, has kidnapped some of history's greatest inventors
from their respective eras in time. His plan: to use a "time bomb"
to blow up the Renaissance, thus casting the world back into the Dark Ages,
giving him the chance to reinvent all the world's technology.
Episode
19: Bloomsday
El Seed, notorious, flower-headed revolutionary leader of the plant
kingdom, returns to kidnap Akiko Ikebana, a Japanese botanist and his rare
"Four Hundred Year Bloom," a plant capable of immense destruction
when it blooms every four centuries. The only way to prevent the plant
from flowering in "the bad way" is to keep it soothed with music.
El Seed unleashes the plant, which grows to the size of a skyscraper, its
roots tearing through the streets. The Tick and Arthur must sing the giant
bloom into submission while battling El Seed.
Episode 20: Coach
Fussell's Lament
The Brainchild is at it again! This time he has strapped Miriam Brunch,
a dowdy middle-aged babysitter, on a cybernetic exoskeleton, in order to
terrorize The City. The Tick and Arthur engage her in combat. The Tick
is stunned, captured, and brought in to the clutches of Miriam's tormentor.
Brainchild subjects the captive Tick to a humiliating series of transformations:
he is shrunk to the size of a third-place bowling trophy and saddled with
an extra head, then turned into a two-headed bluebird that can only speak
high school French. The Diner Gang, led by Arthur, restore The Tick and
bring Brainchild to justice, just as his parents come home.
Episode 21: Evil
Sits Down for a Moment
The Ottoman, a beautiful, interior-design-savvy villainess with the
power to animate and control furniture, falls in love with Die Fledermaus
during her plot to take over The City. Die Fledermaus is at first enthralled
by the icy elegance of his evil paramour, but loses enthusiasm when she
reveals the crowning touch of her heinous scheme: to marry him!
Episode 22: Heroes
Based loosely on the TV series " COPS," this episode gives
us a gritty, real-life look at the glory and boredom of superhero life
in The City. A shaky, hand-held documentary camera follows The Tick and
other heroes as they pursue The Deadly Bulb, a lightbulb-themed villain
desperate for national TV exposure -- and a popular show like "HEROES"
is just the place to get it.
Episode 23: Ants
in Pants
The Tick battles a gang of glass-stealing women, only to find that
they are in fact swarms of intelligent, tiny little ants stuffed together
into dresses, pumps, and simhats. The Tick is blanketed by a mass of crawling
ants during the battle and freaks out entirely. He is so traumatized that
he has to seek therapy at Captain Sanity's Superhero Clinic. While The
Tick is being subjected to Captain Sanity's bizarre treatment modalities,
Arthur, American Maid, Die Fledermaus, Sewer Urchin, and Fishboy work their
way into the twenty-story ant tower of the ant-women. Once inside the tower,
they are captured by the ants and imprisoned in a huge People Farm. The
Tick must overcome his fears and valiantly save his friends.
Episode 24: The
Tick vs. The Big Nothing
The Tick and Arthur are abducted by The Whats, a race of space aliens
whose language consists of a single word: "What" delivered in
a rainbow spectrum of emotional tonalities. They need The Tick's help to
battle the scourge of the known universe -- The Heys (who also have a one-word
language: "Hey"). This alien race worships The Big Nothing, and
has set out to end all of time and space by smashing one black hole into
another.
Episode 25: The
Tick vs. Reno, Nevada
The Tick and Arthur are summoned to Reno, Nevada to solve the mysterious
kidnapping of "Mr. Smarty Pants," the world's most intelligent
trained dolphin. Soren and Fred, the pair of Germanic "enter-trainers"
who own Mr. Smarty Pants, help The Tick and Arthur find the trail of the
missing dolphin. As it turns out, Mr. Smarty Pants has engineered his own
kidnapping to escape his humiliating lot and to carry out his plan to design
an enormous fish magnet that will pull seafood from all corners of the
globe to rain on downtown Reno.
Episode 26: Grandpa
Wore Tights
Captain Decency and The Decency Squad tell stories to The Tick and Arthur
about past heroic deeds. The Terror's son attempts to get information regarding
the location of a device from them. The Terror, after learning the location
of the device, breaks The Human Ton and his sidekick, Handy, out of prison
to help him get the device. A battle of epic proportions ensues.
Episode 27: That
Moustache Feeling
The Tick wakes up one morning to discover that he's grown
a perfectly groomed Errol Flynn-style moustache -- literally overnight.
But his joy turns to dismay when the lively facial hair turns out to be
a U.S. government Cold War era weapons experiment gone badly awry.
Episode 28: Devil
In Diapers
The evil Mr. Mental hypnotizes The Tick and Arthur into believing he's
a baby that's been left on their doorstep. Our heroes' adventures in parenting
take a turn for the grotesque when their little "son" begins
sprouting a mentalplasmic monster from his forehead.
Episode 29: The
Tick vs. Dot and Neil's Wedding
Arthur's sister Dot and Dinosaur Neil are about to be married, and
The Tick is the Best Man -- a job that turns out to require a lot more
than just making a toast, when Neil metamorphoses into an enormous prehistoric
reptile through the machinations of the dastardly Chairface Chippendale.
Episode 30: Sidekicks
Don't Kiss
Arthur's long-awaited first date with Carmelita Vatos turns into a
nightmare when he's violently abducted by what appears to be a contingent
of Aztec warriors. The Tick and Carmelita fly to Mexico in hot pursuit,
where they discover that the "Aztecs" in question are the Deertown
"Aztecs," a former Little League baseball team on which Carmelita
played as a child, and whose twisted captain has been carrying a torch
for her ever since.
Episode 31: The
Tick vs. Filth
There's evil afoot in the subterranean reaches of The City's sewer
system when a horde of amorphous Filth Monsters threatens to fatally pollute
the world above. The Tick and Arthur are called upon to join forces with
Sewer Urchin to plumb the depths of malevolence, battling giant lobsters
and other bizarre denizens of the deep, including Lou Salazar, "The
Sewer Czar."
Episode 32: The
Tick vs. Arthur
While The Tick is obsessed with his new pet, Speak, The City is terrorized
by Baron Violent, a nasty character with a hi-tech belt that can increase
his size and muscle power to frightening dimensions. Arthur gets a hold
of Violent's belt and succumbs to temptation, making himself bigger --
and nastier -- until The Tick is forced to cut his errant sidekick down
to size.
Episode 33: The
Tick vs. Europe
As part of an international superhero exchange of Antwerp, Belgium,
an impressive flying heroine named Eclair comes to The City. While Eclair
and Arthur defend The City against an infestation of meddlesome gingerbread
men baked by the notorious Breadmaster, The Tick must surmount the obstacles
of European culture and language to pit his all-American superhero know-how
against the wily Octopaganini, a spidery eight-limbed criminal mastermind/violin
virtuoso and Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy, a mad scientist who transplanted
his brain into a lethally-enhanced vending machine.
Episode 34: The
Tick vs. Prehistory
The Tick and Arthur find themselves mysteriously transported back 3.5 million
years into the past, where they're taken in by a band of Australopithecine
ape-men, then kidnapped and forced to wait tables at a kind of time-travel
Club Med that has been built on the ancient savanna by humans from the
distant future.
Episode 35: The
Tick vs. Science
At The City's annual Mad Science exposition, The Tick and Arthur switch
bodies in an experiment conducted by J.J. "Eureka" Vatos. When
the villainous Professor Chromedome starts a mad frenzy of random body-switching,
The Tick (now in the body of a zebra) must battle his own body, now occupied
by the notorious Chairface Chippendale.
Episode 36: The
Tick vs. Education
While The Tick is teaching a continuing education course on being a
superhero, Uncle Creamy, the mascot for an ice-cream company, suffers a
horrible accident that leaves him permanently in the form of an ice cream
cone. Creamy set out to wreak revenge on the ice cream company, but to
the surprise of Professor Tick and his students, he turns out not to be
as much of a villain as he appears.
...I have this episode on video
tape.