Episode 1: The Tick vs. The Idea Men
(first episode) The Tick arrives in The City, a town full of somewhat off-center superheroes. He hooks up with a sidekick named Arthur, an ex-accountant who wears a moth suit and is looking for some adventure in his life. Their first superhero assignment: Stop the Evil Idea Men who are robbing The City's banks.

Episode 2: The Tick vs. Chairface Chippendale
When "Thw World's Greatest Criminal Mastermind" stages a supervillain event, The Tick, Arthur, and American Maid decide to crash the party. But an old enemy recognizes American Maid and the super trio is roped up. Must they watch helplessly as Chairface Chippendale begins an act so villainous that the whole world for generations to come will know his name?

Episode 3: The Tick vs. Dinosaur Neil
When paleontologist "Dinosaur Neil" accidentally swallows dinosaur tissue, he begins to grow uncontrollably. The Tick and Arthur must reverse Neil's mishap before he does irreparable damage to himself and The City.

Episode 4: The Tick vs. Mr. Mental
When The Tick is chosen as a volunteer in Mr. Mental's nightclub act, it turns out that the performer's powers are real! The psychic hypnotizes The Tick, taking control of our hero's less-than-powerful mind, and instructs him to hand over the device known as the Thinking Cap. When The Tick is more than willing to carry out Mr. Mental's wishes, only Arthur can help.

Episode 5: The Tick vs. The Breadmaster
When the Bread King and his buttery sidekick, Pat, are expelled from Baking College, they get even by planting exploding loaves of bread all around The City. As the dangerous loaves rise, soon to explode, The Tick and Arthur discover an even scarier problem: the insane bakers are making a huge souffle to swallow the whole city!

Episode 6: The Tick vs. El Seed
Although The Tick, Arthur, and American Maid hoped to relax at The City's Annual Flower Show, they must capture the criminal mastermind El Seed who intends to steal the show's star attraction: an orchid that blooms only once every 400 years. El Seed knows that with this special flower he could entwine and control The City.

Episode 7: The Tick vs. The Tick
On their night off, The Tick, Arthur, Sewer Urchin, and Die Fledermaus gather at the Comet Club, the local superhero hangout. There, The Tick runs into a man named Barry, a wannabe superhero who also calls himself The Tick. While The Tick and Barry square off over who should be rightfully called "The Tick," the club falls under attack by The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight, a demented supervillain hoping to gain a name for himself by blowing up the Comet Club. Arthur, who had been relegated to the Sidekick Lounge, discovers the evil plot and warns The Tick.

Episode 8: The Tick vs. the Uncommon Cold
Besieged by a nasty cold, the last thing The Tick needs to deal with is his new neighbor: Thrakkorozog, an oozing blob from another dimension with dreams of world domination. A master of cloning, Thrakkorozog procures one of The Tick's many used tissues to create a mucus-like Tick clone. Arthur helps the virus-weakened Tick with his latest foe.

Episode 9: The Tick vs. The Brainchild
A casual trip to a sprawling appliance store leads The Tick and Arthur into the clutches of Charles, a nine-year-old "brainchild" with aspirations of becoming a criminal mastermind. Charles has a transparent dome for a head, a trained flying cyborg dog named Skippy, and a giant multi-mega-devastator cannon in his treehouse which he plans to use to smash the Moon into the Earth. The Tick manages to get the Moon back in its orbit while teaching Charles a thing or two about family values.

Episode 10: The Tick vs. Pineapple Pokopo
Surf's up as The Tick, Arthur, and American Maid head off to Pokoponesia on a government mission to rescue Yank, a monkey astronaut who through a NASA mishap becomes a certifiable genius. Yank is being held by the villainous despot Pineapple Pokopo. Disguised as tourists, our superheroes "hang ten for justice" as they brave Pokopo's deadly sharks.

Episode 11: The Tick vs. the Mole-Men
When The Tick and Arthur discover the Mole-Men (Bob, Todd, Larry, and the Mole King) in their laundry room, they feel it is their civic duty as superheroes to show the sights to these vacationing creatures from below The City. Unbeknownst to any of our protagonists, a fiendish Lava Man from the sewers arrives to terminate the Mole King (who remains clueless to the pursuit because he has fallen madly in love with supermodel Mindy Moleford). Eventually, all the forces of good combine to do battle with the menacing Lava Man.

Episode 12: The Tick vs. the Proto Clown
The Tick and Arthur return from vacation to find a hulking, genetically engineered Clown laying waste to The City. The Tick engages the freakish harlequin in battle, only to be hit by a bus and knocked into orbit around the Earth. While in orbit, the punch-drunk Tick experiences an inner journey deep into his Dali-esque psyche with the various personalities hidden in his mind acting as his guides. Meanwhile, Arthur, the Civic-Minded Five and the other heroes of The City battle the Clown, but they are badly in need of The Tick's help.

Episode 13: The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account
The Tick, swept up in a fever of superhero improvements, devastates Arthur's bank account and credit rating by purchasing an array of crime-fighting gadgets, Finally, Arthur is forced to kick The Tick out of the apartment. While The Tick sulks on the roof, The City falls prey to a band of villains led by the legendary Terror. The Tick is then called out of an early retirement to help the distressed City.

Episode 14: The Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love
Blowhole, an eighty-foot tall, bipedal whale, bursts from the Atlantic Ocean and begins a cross-country jog. Meanwhile, The Tick and Arthur encounter Carmelita Vatos, daughter of the eccentric inventor J.J. "Eureka" Vatos, missing inventor of Arthur's moth suit. Arthur and Carmelita fall in love, but theyir idyll is interrupted by the pursuit of Swiss industrial spies, who wield four-foot-long Swiss Army knives loaded with offensive options.

Episode 15: Alone Together
While attempting to erase Chairface Chippendale's "CHA" from the surface of the Moon, The Tick blasts himself into outer space, where he encounters Omnipotus, a plent-sized "devourer of worlds." The Tick is convinced by the lonely Omnipotus to sign on as his personal custodian, patrolling the giant's body for hygiene and grooming problems. Omnipotus has a sinister ulterior motive: to use The Tick to guide him to a new planet to feast upon ... the Earth!

Episode 16: Armless But Not Harmless
The Tick and Arthur run afoul of Venus, a portly but alluring love goddess/villain, and her sycophantic sidekick, Milo. The villains successfully remove The Tick and Arthur's arms and attach them to a pair of crude lookalike robots. Venus begins a crime spree with the help of the heroes' arms, while The Tick and Arthur evade a police manhunt and try to reclaims their errant extremities and save the day.

Episode 17: The Tick vs. Multiple Santa or The Tick Loves Santa
A small-time bank robber in a stolen Santa Claus costume is chased into an electric billboard, gaining miraculous powers. He becomes Multiple Santa, a villain able to create electric clones of himself. The Tick, Arhtur, and their superhero friends are called upon to rid The City of this Christmas menace.

Episode 18: Leonardo da Vinci and His Fightin' Genius Time-Commandos
The Mother of Invention, a bitter little man who flunked out of air conditioner repair school, has kidnapped some of history's greatest inventors from their respective eras in time. His plan: to use a "time bomb" to blow up the Renaissance, thus casting the world back into the Dark Ages, giving him the chance to reinvent all the world's technology.

Episode 19: Bloomsday
El Seed, notorious, flower-headed revolutionary leader of the plant kingdom, returns to kidnap Akiko Ikebana, a Japanese botanist and his rare "Four Hundred Year Bloom," a plant capable of immense destruction when it blooms every four centuries. The only way to prevent the plant from flowering in "the bad way" is to keep it soothed with music. El Seed unleashes the plant, which grows to the size of a skyscraper, its roots tearing through the streets. The Tick and Arthur must sing the giant bloom into submission while battling El Seed.

Episode 20: Coach Fussell's Lament
The Brainchild is at it again! This time he has strapped Miriam Brunch, a dowdy middle-aged babysitter, on a cybernetic exoskeleton, in order to terrorize The City. The Tick and Arthur engage her in combat. The Tick is stunned, captured, and brought in to the clutches of Miriam's tormentor. Brainchild subjects the captive Tick to a humiliating series of transformations: he is shrunk to the size of a third-place bowling trophy and saddled with an extra head, then turned into a two-headed bluebird that can only speak high school French. The Diner Gang, led by Arthur, restore The Tick and bring Brainchild to justice, just as his parents come home.

Episode 21: Evil Sits Down for a Moment
The Ottoman, a beautiful, interior-design-savvy villainess with the power to animate and control furniture, falls in love with Die Fledermaus during her plot to take over The City. Die Fledermaus is at first enthralled by the icy elegance of his evil paramour, but loses enthusiasm when she reveals the crowning touch of her heinous scheme: to marry him!

Episode 22: Heroes
Based loosely on the TV series " COPS," this episode gives us a gritty, real-life look at the glory and boredom of superhero life in The City. A shaky, hand-held documentary camera follows The Tick and other heroes as they pursue The Deadly Bulb, a lightbulb-themed villain desperate for national TV exposure -- and a popular show like "HEROES" is just the place to get it.

Episode 23: Ants in Pants
The Tick battles a gang of glass-stealing women, only to find that they are in fact swarms of intelligent, tiny little ants stuffed together into dresses, pumps, and simhats. The Tick is blanketed by a mass of crawling ants during the battle and freaks out entirely. He is so traumatized that he has to seek therapy at Captain Sanity's Superhero Clinic. While The Tick is being subjected to Captain Sanity's bizarre treatment modalities, Arthur, American Maid, Die Fledermaus, Sewer Urchin, and Fishboy work their way into the twenty-story ant tower of the ant-women. Once inside the tower, they are captured by the ants and imprisoned in a huge People Farm. The Tick must overcome his fears and valiantly save his friends.

Episode 24: The Tick vs. The Big Nothing
The Tick and Arthur are abducted by The Whats, a race of space aliens whose language consists of a single word: "What" delivered in a rainbow spectrum of emotional tonalities. They need The Tick's help to battle the scourge of the known universe -- The Heys (who also have a one-word language: "Hey"). This alien race worships The Big Nothing, and has set out to end all of time and space by smashing one black hole into another.

Episode 25: The Tick vs. Reno, Nevada
The Tick and Arthur are summoned to Reno, Nevada to solve the mysterious kidnapping of "Mr. Smarty Pants," the world's most intelligent trained dolphin. Soren and Fred, the pair of Germanic "enter-trainers" who own Mr. Smarty Pants, help The Tick and Arthur find the trail of the missing dolphin. As it turns out, Mr. Smarty Pants has engineered his own kidnapping to escape his humiliating lot and to carry out his plan to design an enormous fish magnet that will pull seafood from all corners of the globe to rain on downtown Reno.

Episode 26: Grandpa Wore Tights
Captain Decency and The Decency Squad tell stories to The Tick and Arthur about past heroic deeds. The Terror's son attempts to get information regarding the location of a device from them. The Terror, after learning the location of the device, breaks The Human Ton and his sidekick, Handy, out of prison to help him get the device. A battle of epic proportions ensues.

Episode 27: That Moustache Feeling
The Tick wakes up one morning to discover that he's grown a perfectly groomed Errol Flynn-style moustache -- literally overnight. But his joy turns to dismay when the lively facial hair turns out to be a U.S. government Cold War era weapons experiment gone badly awry.

Episode 28: Devil In Diapers
The evil Mr. Mental hypnotizes The Tick and Arthur into believing he's a baby that's been left on their doorstep. Our heroes' adventures in parenting take a turn for the grotesque when their little "son" begins sprouting a mentalplasmic monster from his forehead.

Episode 29: The Tick vs. Dot and Neil's Wedding
Arthur's sister Dot and Dinosaur Neil are about to be married, and The Tick is the Best Man -- a job that turns out to require a lot more than just making a toast, when Neil metamorphoses into an enormous prehistoric reptile through the machinations of the dastardly Chairface Chippendale.

Episode 30: Sidekicks Don't Kiss
Arthur's long-awaited first date with Carmelita Vatos turns into a nightmare when he's violently abducted by what appears to be a contingent of Aztec warriors. The Tick and Carmelita fly to Mexico in hot pursuit, where they discover that the "Aztecs" in question are the Deertown "Aztecs," a former Little League baseball team on which Carmelita played as a child, and whose twisted captain has been carrying a torch for her ever since.

Episode 31: The Tick vs. Filth
There's evil afoot in the subterranean reaches of The City's sewer system when a horde of amorphous Filth Monsters threatens to fatally pollute the world above. The Tick and Arthur are called upon to join forces with Sewer Urchin to plumb the depths of malevolence, battling giant lobsters and other bizarre denizens of the deep, including Lou Salazar, "The Sewer Czar."

Episode 32: The Tick vs. Arthur
While The Tick is obsessed with his new pet, Speak, The City is terrorized by Baron Violent, a nasty character with a hi-tech belt that can increase his size and muscle power to frightening dimensions. Arthur gets a hold of Violent's belt and succumbs to temptation, making himself bigger -- and nastier -- until The Tick is forced to cut his errant sidekick down to size.

Episode 33: The Tick vs. Europe
As part of an international superhero exchange of Antwerp, Belgium, an impressive flying heroine named Eclair comes to The City. While Eclair and Arthur defend The City against an infestation of meddlesome gingerbread men baked by the notorious Breadmaster, The Tick must surmount the obstacles of European culture and language to pit his all-American superhero know-how against the wily Octopaganini, a spidery eight-limbed criminal mastermind/violin virtuoso and Eastern Bloc Robot Cowboy, a mad scientist who transplanted his brain into a lethally-enhanced vending machine.

Episode 34: The Tick vs. Prehistory
The Tick and Arthur find themselves mysteriously transported back 3.5 million years into the past, where they're taken in by a band of Australopithecine ape-men, then kidnapped and forced to wait tables at a kind of time-travel Club Med that has been built on the ancient savanna by humans from the distant future.

Episode 35: The Tick vs. Science
At The City's annual Mad Science exposition, The Tick and Arthur switch bodies in an experiment conducted by J.J. "Eureka" Vatos. When the villainous Professor Chromedome starts a mad frenzy of random body-switching, The Tick (now in the body of a zebra) must battle his own body, now occupied by the notorious Chairface Chippendale.

Episode 36: The Tick vs. Education
While The Tick is teaching a continuing education course on being a superhero, Uncle Creamy, the mascot for an ice-cream company, suffers a horrible accident that leaves him permanently in the form of an ice cream cone. Creamy set out to wreak revenge on the ice cream company, but to the surprise of Professor Tick and his students, he turns out not to be as much of a villain as he appears.

...I have this episode on video tape.